Whether you’re planning on making a sign for your garden or crafting a gift for a gardener, here are 65+ cute and funny gardening memes, quotes, and sayings to get inspiration for your project.
Here’s the gardening sayings list. Enjoy!
Garden Of Weedin’
A Dirty Hoe Is A Happy Hoe
May All Your Weeds Be Wildflowers
Never Enough Thyme
I Don’t Remember Planting This…
GARDENING…
Cheaper than therapy
AND you get vegetables!
Welcome To My Jungle
We Wet Our Plants
Grow…Dammit!
Loam Wasn’t Built In A Day
Give Peas A Chance
EXPERIMENTAL WEED FARM
Free Weeds!
(pick your own)
Old Gardeners Never Die
They just spade away
Trespassers Will Be Composted
You Are Now Entering The Seedy Side Of Town
Frog Parking
All Others Will Be Toad
Gardening Starts At Daybreak
And ends at Back Break
Twigga Mortis
Weedium Invasium
Weed It And Reap
Live Life In Full Bloom
Early To Bed
Early To Rise
Weed Like Hell And Fertilize
Good Thymes
Plantus Unknownus
Garden Helper Wanted
Must Look Good Bending Over
Old Gardeners Never Die.
They Just Run Out Of Thyme.
Gardener Wanted
Must Be Good In Beds
Give A Weed An Inch
And It Will Take A Yard
Plant Manager
If You Have Time To Read This
Then You Have Time To Weed!
Beware Of The Snap Dragons
EXOTIC HERBS
(they just look like weeds)
I LOVE GARDENING
It Comes In Handy When You Need To Hide The Bodies
On This Spot
June 3rd, 1746
nothing happened…
I Tried.
It Died.
POLLEN:
When Flowers Can’t
Keep It In Their Plants
Watch What You Say In The Garden!
The Potatoes Have Eyes
The Corn Have Ears
Thyme Will Tell
And the Beanstalk.
GARDENING
Is Just Another Day At The Plant
OVERGROWNUS BOTANICUS
“Weeds”
If You Can’t Be The Sharpest Tool In The Shed
You Can Always Be The Hoe
Grow Big
Or Go Home
We Don’t Carrot All!
Hurry Up!
I’m growing Impatiens
Gardening Forever!
housework whenever…
I Love When You Talk Dirt To Me.
My Husband Said He’d Leave Me If I Bought Any More Plants…
sure will miss him.
Lettuce Be Thankful
It Was Prettier In The Catalog
Your Life Is Your Garden
Your Thoughts Are The Seeds
If You’re Life Isn’t Awesome
You’ve Been Watering The Weeds
Mint To Be
Gardeners Know The Best Dirt
My Happy Place
Life Is Too Short To Have Clean Fingernails
Gardeners Spend All Day In Their Beds
You Can’t Buy Happiness
But You Can Buy Plants
And That’s Pretty Much The Same Thing
BEE Happy
I Garden So I Don’t Kill People
I Dig Gardening
Pardon The Weeds
Growing Your Own Food
Is Like Printing Your Own Money
Sowin’ Seeds And Pullin’ Weeds
Sorry, I have plants this weekend.
It’s not hoarding if it’s plants
I’m a gardener down TO*MA*TOES
I really am a great gardener; that plant just should have tried harder.
Gardening is my “soil” mate
Gardening: where every day is a “plant-tastic” adventure
